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Seamless High-Rise Tomatoes Seek New Home

Seamless High-Rise Tomatoes Seek New Home

No I didn’t mean seedless, It’s not a spelling mistake, my high-rise tomatoes home is literally falling apart at the seams. The sun has roasted the canvas carrier bag that they have been hanging about in, it is now rotting to pieces. I called in a local tailor, but with no inside leg to measure […]

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How to grow high rise bonsai tomatoes

How to grow high rise bonsai tomatoes

I like to think positively hence I have changed the title and objective of this article and hey presto everything is a success. The technique for growing successful bonsai tomatoes is very similar to that used for the upside down tomatoes, in fact it is exactly the same but  with the added advantage that they […]

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Tomato SU-GO

Tomato SU-GO

Tomato SU-GO which in Anglo-Italian roughly translates  to Pomodoro UP-VA. An unexpected turn of events, the upside-down tomatoes have done a U turn and are now going up in the world. They have seen the light and are heading for it. Scientifically does this mean that tomatoes are stronger than gravity, or maybe the good-looking […]

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High Rise Tomatoes

High Rise Tomatoes

Whilst I was about to plant my tomatoes a couple of southern hemisphere thoughts popped into my mind. I started to think laterally about their vertical position and came to the conclusion that tomatoes grow perpendicular to the earth’s surface, hence southern hemisphere tomatoes grow upside down compared to northern hemisphere tomatoes. So based on […]